1 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,190 It's okay. It isn't me. 2 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:38,230 Oh, 3 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:40,870 don't be like that. 4 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:43,050 You know I love you. 5 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,150 Haven't you been making the payments? 6 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:25,830 Not all of them. 7 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:29,590 The idea is you're supposed to make all of them. 8 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,050 No kidding. 9 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:34,430 And what do you do with your paychecks? Origami? 10 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,390 Well, I took Paula to Maui. 11 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:41,070 Oh, well, now that was a necessity. 12 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:42,650 Yes, it was a necessity. 13 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:46,130 Hey, hey, wait a minute. We got a crisis here and you're going off to smack 14 00:01:46,130 --> 00:01:48,210 little balls around. Now we need a client fast. 15 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:49,810 You need a client fast. 16 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,100 I need exercise. Oh, that's great. 17 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,340 Sympathy. Hey, hey! 18 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,360 When you were eight years old and you lost your bicycle, who found it for you? 19 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:00,740 Who lost it for me? 20 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:04,820 Yeah, but I found it, didn't I? Yeah, and when you did, it had two flat tires 21 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:05,820 and the seat was missing. 22 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,199 I had to ride around standing up until I could save up enough allowance to buy a 23 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:10,199 new one. 24 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,640 Good morning, Perilous Detective. 25 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,520 You're right, that is her. 26 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:09,600 Thanks, Marion. 27 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,080 Perilous Detective? 28 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:17,980 Yes, can you hold the line, please? 29 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:56,670 We're the detectives. Good morning. 30 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,490 He's in a meeting. Can I have him call you back? 31 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:25,610 Excuse me. 32 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:31,530 Wheeler. Uh, Stacy Wheeler, right? 33 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,050 Well, right. 34 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:34,790 Do I know you? 35 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:36,190 Billy Roy Thompson. 36 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,470 Billy Roy Thompson? Yeah. 37 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:42,110 Well, I'm sorry, I don't remember. 38 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:47,950 Oh, uh, well, I was bartending this party you was at down in Houston, and we 39 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,090 talking a little bit. Of course, you wouldn't remember that. 40 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,370 Billy Roy Thompson? Yeah. 41 00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:53,910 Well, I guess I do. 42 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,410 Well, doesn't that beat all? Isn't that something? 43 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:58,350 Well, what are you doing in San Diego? 44 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,890 Oh, a little bit of everything, you know. 45 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:04,670 Oh, goodness, I didn't mean to do that. Let me clean that off for you. 46 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:09,690 Billy Roy, if I'd wanted two -tone, I'd have bought two -tone. 47 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:11,910 Uh -huh. 48 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,690 Well, I'll tell you what let's do. 49 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:17,470 Before that paint dries, let's step over here real quick. 50 00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:18,810 Hey, Rick. Hey, Jay. 51 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:21,730 They're friends of mine, darling. We'll get that taken care of real quick. 52 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:26,830 I use this place all the time, so it'll be all right. You just sit down right 53 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,030 over here. There you go. 54 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:29,290 Now, give me that boot. 55 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:31,750 Right here. There you go. Now, give me a push. 56 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:39,350 There's a little shoe repair place right down the street here, and I'll be back 57 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:42,330 in just a flash. And there's a real friendly dog. He won't bite you nothing. 58 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:44,130 Now, you get down, dog. Go on. Get down. 59 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:45,930 You stay. 60 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,670 Let me guess. Somebody stole your shoe? 61 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,310 You want me to track it down for you? 62 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:31,010 Well, no, not exactly. 63 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:36,610 You came in here to steal one of my shoes, but you're an art lover and 64 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:37,469 resist the pictures. 65 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,570 Well, now you're getting closer. 66 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,190 You're a friend of Rick's. 67 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:42,110 Rick? 68 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,470 Well, I don't think so. 69 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:46,810 My name's Stacy Wheeler. Hi. I'm A .J. Simon. 70 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,110 Hi. 71 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:49,650 I know you. 72 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:53,550 You're the notorious Stacy One -Shoe Wheeler. 73 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:03,990 The wedding was all planned. 74 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:06,890 750 invited guests. 75 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,330 Family, friends. 76 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:13,390 The church was decorated up so pretty and all. 77 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,290 Well, thank you. 78 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:30,190 Well, I guess I'm just still so upset by it. 79 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 $15 ,000. 80 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,980 And that was just the gown. 81 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,480 Oh, the train. 82 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,320 It was so beautiful, Mr. Simon. 83 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,620 Oh, please. 84 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,880 Call me A .J. 85 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:48,160 A .J.? So there I was. 86 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,100 Right up in front of God and everybody. 87 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,320 Stood up at the altar. 88 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,740 Abandoned. You're joking. 89 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,620 No, I'm not joking. 90 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,080 Your husband -to -be just simply disappeared? 91 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,880 Gone without a trace. 92 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:03,590 Till this. 93 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,190 It's got no return address on it. 94 00:10:07,450 --> 00:10:09,250 But it's postmarked San Diego. 95 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:13,550 I remember Ken told me he's got a brother named Roger. Worked around the 96 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:14,590 yards in San Diego. 97 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:20,050 JP, I couldn't go through with it. You're better off without me. Ken. 98 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:25,690 So I want you to find him for me. Can you do that? 99 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:27,070 Oh, of course. 100 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,970 Well, how long do you think it'll take? 101 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:30,370 Oh, 102 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,530 a day or two. 103 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Three at the most. 104 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,680 You work with a partner alone? 105 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,580 Partner? My brother. 106 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,460 Older brother, younger? 107 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,140 Older. 108 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,920 Well, at least your mama got it right the second time. 109 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,200 Well, thank you. 110 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,020 Obviously, you two know each other? 111 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,380 Well, Billy Roy Thompson and I are old friends. 112 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,220 Billy Roy? 113 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:09,060 Billy 114 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:30,140 Roy? 115 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,260 You here yet? 116 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200 Mr. Fowler. 117 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,680 We don't have to take two cars. You can take mine. 118 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 Whatever you say. 119 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160 You're the boss. 120 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,760 Isn't he gorgeous? 121 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:15,460 I found him on a beach outside of Galveston. 122 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,240 He was making a picture down there. 123 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,200 Well, maybe you thought Chainsaw Honeymoon. 124 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,040 No, I think I missed that one. 125 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,120 Well, it's about a man who cars up his in -laws on the night of his wedding. 126 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,600 Well, Ken played the man. 127 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,380 This is the guy you were going to marry? 128 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,640 Well, it's only a movie. 129 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,420 Well, in real life, he's a great big teddy bear. 130 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,680 Well, 131 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:38,240 I think he must be in some kind of trouble or something. 132 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:41,630 And if my daddy was still alive, I'd know who to blame. 133 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,450 Daddy scared off more than one of my boats. 134 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,010 You've had a few, haven't you? 135 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:47,590 A few. 136 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,230 When we find him, what do you want us to do? 137 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,370 Well, I just want to talk to him. 138 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,710 I want to know he's okay. 139 00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,630 And I want to know why. 140 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 That be enough? 141 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,300 Uh, it'll do, yeah. 142 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,560 We're tired. 143 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,340 Thank you. 144 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,240 Oh, use the limo. Okay. 145 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,980 Well, if I need another one, I'll just get another one. 146 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,680 Could come in handy. 147 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,300 Call me. 148 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640 Thank you. 149 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,840 How are we going to do detective work from a limousine? Hey, look it. 150 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,900 My truck is rotting away in some impound lot. Just give me a break here. 151 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,260 At least we're riding in style. 152 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,160 looking for Roger Fielding? 153 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:02,960 That's me. Hi, my name is Bennett, Sam Bennett. I work for Tasmanian, Tasmanian 154 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,980 Productions. We did Chainsaw Honeymoon. 155 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,439 Oh, yeah? 156 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,440 Yeah. 157 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,100 Listen, we'd like to have a couple of words with you if you've got the time. 158 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,460 In the car? Yeah, come on over. 159 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,840 Sir, this is Mr. 160 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,380 Fielding. Ah, Mr. Fielding. 161 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,580 Nice to meet you. 162 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:40,180 We are making a sequel to Chainsaw Honeymoon. Sam, fix the man a drink. 163 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:43,840 Naturally, we want Ken to start. 164 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,840 So it is imperative that I speak to him immediately. 165 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,080 But at the end of the picture, they sawed Ken's head off. 166 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,200 Of course they did. 167 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:05,000 In the sequel, his twin brother shows up seeking revenge. 168 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,760 Hey, that's a good idea. 169 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,060 Of course. 170 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280 My brother. 171 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,140 And you guys really thought he was that good, huh? 172 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,400 He was brilliant. 173 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,520 Absolutely brilliant. Am I right? Was he brilliant? He glowed. He glowed. 174 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,220 Do you have any idea where we could find him? Oh, yeah. I mean, no. 175 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,919 I mean, maybe. 176 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,780 Ah. Well, of course, he's not available. 177 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,660 We could always go with Rex Hollywood. 178 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,500 Now, wait a minute. I didn't say that. 179 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,560 I'm pretty sure he is available. 180 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,140 Good. 181 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,380 I'll call him. 182 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,460 Good. 183 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,119 What are you talking about? 184 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:14,819 Bert Tasmanian died two weeks after Chainsaw Honeymoon was released. 185 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,500 Yeah, well, how the heck was I supposed to know that? 186 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,500 Can't you get it through your head not to talk to anyone about me? 187 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,280 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 188 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:26,280 I guess I'm just too stupid to understand why my brother's acting like 189 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,920 Ken, for crying out loud, you just had a chance to marry one of the richest 190 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,920 women in the world. 191 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,820 And now you got a chance to get your acting career going again. 192 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,700 They're not from Hollywood, damn it. 193 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:36,900 Well, then who are they? 194 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,860 I don't know, and I don't want to know. 195 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,150 Roger, I'm supposed to be in hiding. Hiding? 196 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,970 From what? Never mind. 197 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:47,870 Look, just get rid of those two, please. 198 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,090 Uh, sorry, he's not interested. 199 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,660 What do you mean he's not interested? 200 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,180 Nobody says no to Burt Tasmanian. 201 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,400 Hey, look, I don't know who you are, but I know that's not Burt Tasmanian in 202 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,620 there. It's not? 203 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,300 No. 204 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,540 Burt Tasmanian died last year. 205 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,900 Oh. Hey, look, no joking. 206 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,080 You don't give me a good explanation why you want to talk to my brother Ken? 207 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,380 You guys are just wasting your time here. 208 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,380 All right, look it. Bottom line. 209 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,340 Let's go. 210 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600 Come on, come on. 211 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,580 Roger, what are you doing home so soon? 212 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,580 Yeah, well, look, kiddo. 213 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,880 I think it's time you ought to start talking to me. 214 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,600 Into them. 215 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,190 Stacy sent us. 216 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:34,890 It was Stacy who hired you guys? 217 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,390 Who'd you think hired us? 218 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,250 Well, nobody. 219 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:43,310 It's just that after what I did to her, I didn't think she'd ever want to see me 220 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,490 again. Can you guys just tell her to go back to Houston and forget the whole 221 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:48,530 thing? What do we look like, Western Union? 222 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,590 You got a message for her, you call her. 223 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:04,330 You know what you need here? You need a little time just to kind of sort things 224 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:07,750 out. You know what I mean? So we'll set up a meeting for some time next week, 225 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,870 okay? No. No? 226 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:11,610 No, on second thought, I want to see her as soon as possible. 227 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,810 I've got to put an end to this once and for all. 228 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,270 Look, I don't think you ought to rush into this thing, you know what I mean? 229 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,450 Would you happen to have any time for you this evening by any chance? 230 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,230 Yes. Yes, I would. 231 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,290 Good. Got a phone? Oh, yeah. 232 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,840 Yes, could you connect me with Stacey Wheeler, please? 233 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,860 Well, how about this one? 234 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,420 Well, 235 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,100 now, in comparison to the last one, I would give this... 236 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:05,629 Ooh, 74. 237 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:09,130 Not the greatest beat in the world, but it's kind of catchy. I can dance to it. 238 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,590 Lacey, you're already half an hour late. Didn't you get down there? 239 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,170 Well, I want to make him wait, silly. 240 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,490 After all, he's mastered me up my own wedding. 241 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,590 No, I don't think so. 242 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:25,710 Too sexy. 243 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:28,390 I think the one with the high neckline. 244 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,200 Jackets are required in the dining room, sir. 245 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:55,880 I'm wearing a jacket. Not that type of jacket, sir. Ties are also required. 246 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,160 Well, then why don't we just make it an order to go? 247 00:21:58,420 --> 00:21:59,980 Uh, that's all right. 248 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,680 We're going to leave in just a second. We're just visiting. 249 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,100 You all right? 250 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,900 Stacy? 251 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:23,830 I'll call you tomorrow. 252 00:22:52,669 --> 00:22:54,830 Stacy, you look wonderful, you know that? 253 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,550 I want you to know that I really... Oh, don't get up, Ken. 254 00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:01,710 I want to remember you just like this. 255 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:07,750 Stacy, before you start getting emotional, just listen to me. Why, thank 256 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,050 That's just what I've been looking for. 257 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,030 We could have stalled for at least a day. 258 00:23:14,530 --> 00:23:15,530 Rick. 259 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,250 Oh, no. 260 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,860 Stacy, Stacy, stop. 261 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,280 Stacy, 262 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:30,140 please. We're in a restaurant. Come on, Stacy. 263 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,640 You stay out of this. 264 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,120 I mean it. 265 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,700 I'll buy the place from you, damn it. 266 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Stacy. 267 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:41,740 Oh, no. 268 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,640 I will not stop. He has not enough yet. Please stop this, Stacy. 269 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,660 I might get my truck back after all. 270 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,480 No, no, no, no. I'm not ready. 271 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,930 Just take it easy. 272 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,490 Ow! 273 00:23:56,890 --> 00:23:59,870 You come back here. Where do you think you're going? 274 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,590 Let me go. Put me down. 275 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,150 Oh, God. 276 00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:06,790 Ow. 277 00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,090 I don't think anything's broken. 278 00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:11,570 Here. 279 00:24:11,710 --> 00:24:14,550 Let's help take some of the ache away. There you go. Move your foot. 280 00:24:17,130 --> 00:24:19,350 There you go. Oh, boy, that's cold. 281 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,180 Supposed to be cold, keep your foot in it. 282 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,180 Well, I don't know how I'm going to make this up to you. 283 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,600 I behaved dreadfully down there. 284 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,560 You can't, so don't bother trying. 285 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,760 Well, I think it was perfectly understandable. 286 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,920 Well, I mean, you know, the shock of seeing him again and all. 287 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,960 Of course, you know, he did run away again. 288 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:41,960 Oh, well, I was hoping you'd find him for me again. Well, I think we 289 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,440 No, we cannot. Yes, we can't. No, we cannot. A .J. No. 290 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,480 Would you excuse us for just a second? 291 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,200 crazy. A little? Two more days on this job and I can't ride truck back. No. 292 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,220 Jay. No. 293 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,420 She'll probably let us use the limo. Hoop -dee -doo. 294 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,320 No, we are through with this case. No! 295 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,640 I'll send them along shortly. 296 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,960 Okay. Hey, Rick, come back. Rick! 297 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,540 How's your foot? 298 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,840 It hurts. 299 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,340 Room service? 300 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,780 This is Stacy Wheeler. 301 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:03,840 Could you send up two bottles of champagne and some Russian caviar? 302 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720 Thought you'd be at work by now. 303 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:36,020 Sorry, I didn't call. Been out walking all night. 304 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,660 That woman is crazy. 305 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,840 You would not believe what happened last night. 306 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,720 Funny. You took the words right out of my mouth. 307 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,360 God, Ron, what? 308 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,600 Oh, Kenny. 309 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,520 Kenny, why didn't you tell me? 310 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,340 Yeah, Kenny, why didn't you tell me? 311 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:58,510 Yeah, if you told him we were friends of yours, maybe he wouldn't have put up 312 00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,510 such a fight. 313 00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:03,950 Come on. 314 00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:05,370 Come on. 315 00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:07,230 Come on. Why don't you punch one of his eggs? 316 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,570 No, no, no. We don't want to hurt the groom -to -be now, do we? 317 00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,290 What do you guys want? 318 00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:17,110 I gave you the money back, and I promised I'd keep my mouth shut. 319 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,470 And I have. 320 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:20,370 Now, why can't you leave me alone? 321 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:22,570 Kenny, you know we're only middle management. 322 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,500 We don't make the decisions. We just count. Carry him out. 323 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:27,180 Like you will. 324 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,120 Then let me talk to the man. 325 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,960 Tell me who he is. You know, that wasn't part of the original agreement. 326 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:35,520 Now, our employer has lived up to his end. 327 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,080 Don't you want to live up to yours? 328 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,580 Oh, man. 329 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,760 It's not exactly Cupid's bow, but it's just as effective. 330 00:28:06,890 --> 00:28:07,890 You were up here all night. 331 00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:10,930 You know, my foot's a lot better this morning. I think it must be the eggs 332 00:28:10,930 --> 00:28:13,850 benedict. Anyway, you're right. There's nothing broken. 333 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,450 The hell with your foot. What happened? 334 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:19,650 Nothing. William, can you take us around to the office? Oh, first let's stop 335 00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:21,050 someplace. We'll get Rick something to eat. 336 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:24,430 I was going to send you something down, but you know how slow they are in places 337 00:28:24,430 --> 00:28:25,490 like this with room service. 338 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:46,900 Give me a couple of chili egg supremes, three or four orders of hash browns, a 339 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:53,620 couple of cherry cobblers, a box of Captain Nemo cookies, and a strawberry 340 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:55,640 shake. Oh, yeah, and a cup of coffee. 341 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,200 What do you want? 342 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:17,620 What's wrong with him? 343 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,640 How should I know? 344 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:24,160 Listen, I think I'll call up old Ken and see if we can stir up round two. 345 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,800 Of course, you know, he's probably gonna want to wait for a week or two, so I 346 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,720 was just thinking that maybe we ought to wait a couple of days before we even 347 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,720 call him. 348 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,620 You know, absence makes the heart grow fonder. 349 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:39,060 Are you talking about Stacy or your power wagon? 350 00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:42,140 Call now. 351 00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:49,100 Ken, hi. How are you? 352 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,220 You do, huh? 353 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,720 That soon? 354 00:29:56,860 --> 00:30:01,240 Listen, are you sure that you... Yeah, okay. 355 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,120 He wants to set up a meeting right away now. Where do we want to do it? 356 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:10,660 Well, I think a public place. 357 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,720 How about right outside? 358 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:18,449 Hi, Ken. 359 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:24,030 Listen, Stacy really wants to apologize for last night. So, uh, how about lunch? 360 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:33,910 Well, it's quiet. 361 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:35,270 That's good. 362 00:30:40,290 --> 00:30:41,310 It's too quiet. 363 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:42,770 That's bad. 364 00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:45,130 I hear you do this. I can't do it anymore. 365 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,890 It's like waiting for the other shoe to drop. 366 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:52,620 You ran out on me in front of 700 of my closest friends and relatives. 367 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,280 Stacey. The governor was there. 368 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,720 Stacey, I... Plus representatives from 16 states. 369 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:02,160 I even received a wedding card from the president. 370 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,180 Why, Ken? 371 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,360 Uh -oh. 372 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:17,120 Look out, Houston Control. We have tears. 373 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:29,970 If my daddy was still alive, he'd have filled you full of holes and hung you 374 00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:30,970 to dry. 375 00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:35,630 But since my daddy's not alive... Oh, I think it's time to abort the mission. 376 00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:38,370 It's too late. We may have a lift off. 377 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,630 Hit the deck! 378 00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:45,610 All right, if you take Wiley Coyote, I'll take... No, no, I think you're 379 00:31:47,910 --> 00:31:49,450 Get back! No! 380 00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:51,090 No way! 381 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,300 It's time to terminate our agreement, pal. Get in the car. 382 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:12,980 Did you see that? 383 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,740 What is that? What's going on? 384 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,560 That's just a couple of old fraternity brothers. You know, practical joke. 385 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,200 guys are nuts. 386 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:55,040 Five bucks that she talked her way out of it. No bet. 387 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,520 All right. 388 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,500 Two days at $300 a day. That's $600. 389 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,800 Expenses? 390 00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:09,630 $200 plus countless thousands in damages. 391 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:14,170 Bonus? I doubt it. 392 00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:20,790 Well, if you subtract our fee from the advance, we're going to wind up owing 393 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,790 money. Damn. 394 00:33:43,470 --> 00:33:45,950 Well, I guess you all think I'm some kind of fool or something. 395 00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:47,270 No. 396 00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:51,270 We just thought you wanted to spend the rest of your life in jail. 397 00:33:51,770 --> 00:33:52,770 Oh, jail. 398 00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:55,410 Nobody with money in this country goes to jail. 399 00:33:56,290 --> 00:33:57,290 That does it. 400 00:33:58,110 --> 00:33:59,230 That does it. 401 00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:01,510 Oh, hey, wait a second. Where are you going? 402 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:05,150 I never thought I'd live to see the day when I would willingly hand deliver a 403 00:34:05,150 --> 00:34:08,550 client to our competition, but then I hadn't met Miss 18 Wheeler yet. 404 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,100 No, A .J., wait. He's with a client. A .J. What's the meaning of this? 405 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:25,520 How'd you like to have your client back? 406 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,320 How'd you like to have a broken jaw? 407 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,420 Thanks, Myron. I've had everything else but. 408 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,120 I don't care if you walk for the rest of your life. 409 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,420 In fact, I hope they've taken the power wagon and turned it into scrap metal. 410 00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:58,010 You know what they say. 411 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:03,350 The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings, and I think I hear her warming 412 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:12,130 Rest assured, Miss Wheeler, we have an excellent missing persons recovery rate. 413 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:15,170 We'll find them. Too late, Myron. We've already found him again. 414 00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:18,670 He's in the office. He wants to talk to you. I think you'd better listen. Bye, 415 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:22,290 Janet. Hey, wait a minute. We're doing you a favor, Myron. Trust me. Don't 416 00:35:22,290 --> 00:35:23,350 me. This one is nothing but trouble. 417 00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:24,570 Trouble? 418 00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:28,130 How can $60 million in personal assets be trouble? 419 00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:30,630 What? 420 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,830 You mean you were paid to fall in love with me? 421 00:35:37,330 --> 00:35:39,670 I was paid to get you to fall in love with me. 422 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:43,290 Well, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 423 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:45,350 Well, it's the truth. 424 00:35:46,490 --> 00:35:48,990 My job was to keep you away from the corporate office. 425 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:50,550 Job? 426 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,470 You mean somebody in the company hired you? 427 00:35:55,120 --> 00:36:00,220 Well, I don't believe you you're lying you're a lie 428 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:08,020 Or 429 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:14,160 isn't somebody gonna get me a tissue or something 430 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,580 Maybe it is time I grew up. 431 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,700 Let's pretend for a minute you're not lying. 432 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,680 Who paid you to do this? 433 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:36,380 I don't know. 434 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400 You don't know? 435 00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:38,540 I don't know. 436 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,580 I never met the man. 437 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:42,720 Only his two employees. 438 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,920 The ones that were following you. 439 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,340 All I do know is that it's someone very high up in your corporation. 440 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,340 How much did they pay you? 441 00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:32,390 can still be worked out, but the arrangements are not yet satisfactory. 442 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:36,090 I must meet with you personally. Call me in San Diego, Ken. 443 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:38,870 Sounds great. 444 00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:41,650 Okay, here's what we do. 445 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:45,130 We wire a copy of this to every one of your top executives. 446 00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:48,870 If Ken's lying, nothing will happen. They'll just think it's a joke. 447 00:37:50,290 --> 00:37:52,790 If he's telling the truth, though, well, I'm just bound to answer it. 448 00:37:53,650 --> 00:37:54,650 Okay. 449 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600 Earth to Stacy. 450 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,340 You have to make up your mind. 451 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,640 It's time to join the real world. 452 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680 I got your wire. 453 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,720 You have a problem? What is it? 454 00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,520 Let's talk about this in person. 455 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,400 I don't think that would be a very good idea. 456 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:05,220 You don't know who I am, and I would really prefer to keep it that way. I'm 457 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,820 we could work out your problem over the telephone. 458 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:15,480 Listen, I'm really getting tired of dealing with underlings. 459 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:22,610 You do what I say. 460 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:24,590 All right. 461 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:35,170 There is a flight leaving Houston for San Diego at 7 .01 in the morning. I'll 462 00:39:35,170 --> 00:39:36,550 on it and you meet me at the airport. 463 00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:38,430 Satisfied? Not yet. 464 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,410 You say the things I want to hear tomorrow. 465 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:44,230 Then I'll be satisfied. 466 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770 Goodbye, Mr. Hampton. 467 00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:50,950 Who's Hampton? 468 00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:55,910 Executive Vice President. 469 00:39:57,370 --> 00:39:59,870 He's been with the company since I was a little girl. 470 00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,430 Honey? Yes, Mr. Hampton? 471 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:12,310 Check and see if there are any company jets available. I'm going to San Diego 472 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,050 tonight. Yes, sir. 473 00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:28,820 Come on in, Stacey. 474 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,420 What the hell are you doing here? 475 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,700 You don't seem too surprised to see me. 476 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:37,060 Well, I'm just surprised you didn't have the courtesy to knock. 477 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,040 No, damn it, I'm not going to play games with you. 478 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,700 I want an explanation. 479 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,240 You get one. 480 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,680 How much did Kent tell you? 481 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:45,980 He told me everything. 482 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:51,500 Except how a man my daddy loved and respected could have done a thing like 483 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,299 to me. 484 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,100 Your daddy was a great man, Stacey. 485 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,820 Up to the day he died, I'd about say he led a charmed life. 486 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:01,220 Seems the only thing he ever failed at was raising you. 487 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,760 My daddy was proud of me. 488 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,840 And I don't realize how we've been losing any money since I took over. 489 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,060 You're unpredictable. 490 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,560 You're just not in control. 491 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:20,360 And a business can't operate under those circumstances. A business has got to be 492 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,860 efficient and in control and predictable. 493 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:29,460 I invented Ken to keep you occupied and out of the way, but I guess that didn't 494 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:33,840 work out, did it? You go get her packed. You go get dressed. We're going back to 495 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,080 Houston. We have a noon appointment with Judge Harger. 496 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:38,140 Judge Harger? 497 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,760 What are you going to do, have me committed? 498 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,780 I think your actions, since you have been in San Diego, kind of speak for 499 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:50,780 themselves. 500 00:41:51,130 --> 00:41:53,070 A little incident at the hotel restaurant. 501 00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:56,410 Gunplay in a public place. 502 00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:58,430 I was upset. 503 00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:00,710 You were upset? 504 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:08,190 You ever bother to wonder why your fiancé walked out on you the day of your 505 00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:09,190 wedding? 506 00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:12,810 I think he walked out on you, honey, because he came to the conclusion that 507 00:42:12,810 --> 00:42:13,810 you're crazy. 508 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,510 No. Or rather, insane. 509 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,538 Face it, Stacy. 510 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:26,100 No! You need somebody to take care of you. You need help. 511 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,320 Yo, 512 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,000 he wasn't on the flight. 513 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,640 I checked the passenger lift. 514 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,200 Wasn't on the flight? 515 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:43,620 What? 516 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,940 We've been double -crossed. You better call Houston. 517 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,740 All right, look, we'll meet you at the hotel. You get over there fast. 518 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,040 On my way. 519 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,060 Hampton, please. This is Billy Roy Johnson calling. 520 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,920 Just a moment, Mr. Thompson. 521 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,300 Yeah, thank you, ma 'am. 522 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,600 Mr. Hampton's office. 523 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,800 Yeah, is he in? This is Billy Roy calling from Johnson Oil over to 524 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,220 I'm sorry, Mr. Thompson. Mr. Hampton left for San Diego late last night. 525 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,160 Last night? 526 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,780 our guy over there. 527 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,640 Yep. Look, why don't you stay here, okay? Okay. We'll follow him. 528 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,880 Well, I don't know about the Padre's chance of 50. Maybe next. 529 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:05,260 Well... 530 00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:07,680 Service elevator's down there. 531 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,020 You know what the charges need? 532 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,100 George Allen. 533 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,640 Allen? Yeah. You're crazy. I'm going to be coaching in high school. Come on. 534 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:29,400 I'll tell you one thing, though. If Bounce gets his interception right down, 535 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,400 in good shape. 536 00:44:30,490 --> 00:44:33,030 You sure we're going the right way? Yeah, our room's right down there. All 537 00:44:33,030 --> 00:44:35,030 right. Miller, those are the guys that Stacy hired. 538 00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:43,090 I wonder where 539 00:44:43,090 --> 00:44:44,250 they're taking that laundry cart. 540 00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:46,270 Well, not to the laundry room. They're going to go to Houston. 541 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,060 These guys come through. 542 00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:33,340 I think she's going to be okay. 543 00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:06,790 Dear A .J. and Rick, just a short note to thank you all for what you did for 544 00:47:07,310 --> 00:47:11,470 I'm in the process of learning, I mean really learning, what it is to be 545 00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:14,330 chairperson of this great corporation my daddy left me. 546 00:47:15,450 --> 00:47:19,590 It's gonna take a while, but hopefully someday I'll do justice to the title. 547 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,650 By the way, I heard from Ken. 548 00:47:23,190 --> 00:47:26,030 Soon as he gets out of the hospital, he's going back to Hollywood. 549 00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:30,120 Seems they really are going to make a sequel to Chainsaw Honeymoon. 550 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,580 He thinks he's got a real shot at the lead. 551 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,140 Good luck in your future endeavors. 552 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,420 And if you ever get to Houston, be sure and drop in. 553 00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:40,800 Well, I mean it. Love, Stacy. 554 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:46,520 Well, looks like our poor little rich girl's on her way to becoming a 555 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,080 responsible grown -up woman. 556 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,920 Uh -huh. 557 00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:51,220 Not quite. 558 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,220 Huh? 559 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,920 A check. 560 00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:00,740 that that poor little rich girl sent us, bounced. 561 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,320 Bounced. Bounced. 562 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:17,360 You and I know the meaning of amigos. We're not alike, yet everybody we 563 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:22,060 know knows we're more than brothers. We're best of friends. 564 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,500 We may not look or think like one another. 565 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,440 And there are times when we have hurt each other. 566 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:35,020 Still, we're more than brothers. 567 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,320 We're best friends.